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Tuesday, September 21, 2021
Moral and Ethical?
Wednesday, July 21, 2021
The PNJ New Reporter Orientation Session Part I: "The Chain of Command" (a Parody)
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Andy Marlette, his Patron, Lisa Nellessen Savage, and the PNJ put out ANOTHER non-realistic, untrue, and non-factual attack cartoon on members of the BCC in today's paper; what's presented above, however, is far more apropos.......😏 |
ANDY: "Welcome aboard, CUB, and congratulations on being selected by GateHouse Media, Gannett, and the PNJ to be our next County government beat reporter!" I know $22K, social security retirment program, our discounted pharmacy plan plus government subsidized health insurance is not glamourous--but hey, we all had to start somewhere"
CUB: "Thank you, I'm like, really, really excited!!"
ANDY: "Alright--do you have any questions for me, I mean, uh, US, before I have Lisa show you to your cubicle?"
CUB: "Well, yes I do. How come Lisa the editor isn't conducting this orientation--I mean---isn't she the boss, the editor?"
ANDY: "I'll take this Lisa...Listen CUB, that's none of your business, but suffice it to say that I run the show here, not her. I'm a big-shot cartoonist, and I bring a lot of revenue in for the company here, so although my title is "cartoonist"--I actually run this show and call the shots. I'm a big deal!! Although I am white and privileged like you are--unlike you I can even use the "N-Word" in my cartoons and not get cancelled! I'm the man, so don't you forget that. I've worked here a long time and I've had four or five editors like Lisa come and go during my time here..They're disposable but I remain. It's because I'm talented, that's why they keep me here in this small market. I bring revenue, I follow the chain of command, and I run this b*&%h! You got any other smart alec questions CUB?"
LISA: "Actually, my role here is.......
ANDY: "Shut up Lisa! I've got this! Don't speak until I tell you too, you got that? I'm doing this orientation, and I run this show. If I want your opinion, I"LL GIVE IT TO YOU! Remember who brings home the bacon here, B*&%h! If I leave, the Patron pulls his money, and if "Rooms to Go" cancels their weekly full color ad--you know what happens---so don't push it. Shut the F%&* up and let me run this, capeche!
LISA: "Yes sir!"
CUB: "Uh, sorry, but you are being really rude and mean Andy, you are bullying her! and I'm feeling very, very uncomfortable.....where is this office's safe space..."
ANDY: "Look CUB, get over it. This is a nasty business, and it get's ugly sometimes. Get used to it. Remember, all you have to do is a few things: Number One--only write unflattering stories about people we don't like. Number Two---DON'T do any stories we don't approve of first---like telling the truth about locally elected politicians. Remember--we control the message, not you. You're nothing but a CUB, and you have to earn your stripes. And three--and MOST IMPORTANTLY---always understand the chain of command here at PNJ. Always. Otherwise, I have to use this head chopper (laughs creepily). But Don't worry, cub, we only use this head chopper on folks who won't recognize PNJ's Chain of Command! "
*This cartoon and this story is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or dead, or actual events-- is purely conincidental
Friday, July 16, 2021
PNJ Article Twists Facts into a Knot and Mixes in Lots of Innuendo, Lies, and Hearsay....Disgusting
In what will be an upcoming Sunday morning hit-job by the PNJ cartoonist--once again important facts are left out, lies are told, truth is obfuscated, and good reputations are purposely impugned. Some legitimate reporting by a PNJ columnist is contorted, taken out of context, and then jammed into this rant ostensibly to add a level of legitimacy, and to fit a defective narrative in order to inflict damage on County Attorney Alison Rogers and multiple members of the Escambia Board of County Commissioners.
It is astonishing to me that they get away with it. I'll do my part and call a liar what he is, a liar. Andy Marlette is a dishonest liar.
Interesting these Andy Marlette types proclaim to support free speech--they even put a blurb in their paper, an excerpt of the First Amendment. Heck---Andy Marlette even uses the "N" Word in his cartoons with no pushback by anyone to illustrate his ability as a white privileged man to say and do what he wants, whenever he wants, with no ramifications whatsoever. Crickets....from NAACP and media. No, wait, Marlette not only uses the N-word in his cartoon and gives the finger to anyone who would criticize that despicable word choice---He actually gets rewarded with syndication $ for his dumb and non-humorous comic strip. Others get cancelled. I guess If you're nothing bt a liberal tool that nobody knows about, cares about, or thinks is funny, I guess you are immune from cancellation.
How about that?
Yet folks like Andy Marlette hate when they, themselves, are called to task for the putrid tripe they put
Saturday, June 26, 2021
PNJ Editorial Board: Truth is their Enemy, Lies are their Stock-in-Trade, Propaganda is What They Are...
This piece of trash op-ed that will appear in tomorrow's edition of the PNJ is probably one of their worst yet. Of all time. Tomorrow's garbage editorial is nothing but a haphazard, fact-barren ad hominem personal attack on four of the five elected Escambia County Commissioners. And disgustingly, the most important, factual information is ignored in favor of a salacious attack on four of us. The piece, most disturbingly, is built entirely on lies, rumors, insinuations and assumptions.
But it's foundations are lies.
PNJ Lie # 1.) Janice Gilley was fired over the discussions of the 401(a) plan. Not true, not even close. (Hint for PNJ propaganda squad: What did the ECAT union vote the week before the firing request? Think. You even covered it! Nope, no mention of that... What about the almost $200,000.00 settlement that happened the same week--the second one based on harrassment in public safety? nope, no mention of that even though your paper covered it. What about the fact that the only other area printed newspaper publisher has openly called for Janice's termination for months now?)
PNJ Lie #2.) An insinuation that the board and members of the board violated the Florida Sunshine law and "orchestrated" the firing for months. This is a straight-up, bald faced lie and a fabrication. If they think we did it, have the guts to take your proof to the SAO and push for us to be prosecuted! You are liars, PNJ editorial team, straight up. And this insinuation is a lie. Shame on you both, Andy Marlette and Lisa Nellesen Savage. You have no integrity.
PNJ Lie #3.) That I purposely gave a "milquetoast" explanation of my rationale for firing Janice. NOT TRUE! roll back the tape and re-watch. I said I didn't want to publicly discuss it. "I like to praise in public, punish in private!" That's what I said. And when you try to sell the fiction that the other board members "couldn't muster specific reasons or a public explanation for their vote." That, too, is a straight up lie and you know it. Each of us with the exception of Doug intimated that we did not and would not make a public spectacle of a tough circumstance and would not "air dirty laundry"---out of consideration for Janice. For you to accuse us of purposely being deceptive is a LIE. Watch the actual meetings and what we said--instead of peddling lies and mischaracterizations.
To the PNJ "Editorial Board" that wrote this garbage: The bottom line is this board has the authority to do what we did. She works for us under a contract, we hired her. Sometimes entities and leaders part ways--you know that. CEO's and companies, Baseball teams and star pitchers, AND yes--counties and their administrators. It's not personal for any of us so far as I can tell; certainly isn't for me. It's business. But it is disgustingly bizarre for you to use Janice Gilley as your straw man man here to attack us with lies and mischaracterizations. You don't care about the truth, and you sure as hell don't care about Janice Gilley--obviously. You are simply using her and this uncomfortable situation to aid in yet another attack on those of us who lead, regardless of what this is doing to her and her family. I harbor no ill-will toward Janice, I think she is and was a great person. Don't use her termination as fodder to attack, that's reprehensible. Here is a novel concept PNJ: Go back and do some basic reading on honor, truth, and journalistic integrity. You have HUGE deficits in each of these areas and we all see it.
Monday, June 21, 2021
PNJ Shenanigans with the Truth Paint me in a False Light Deliberately
Monday, April 5, 2021
PNJ's Local Preference Article and Editorial Miss the Mark
Two articles on local preference in the Pensacola News Journal totally missed the mark and ignored a very important fact--central to their "attack" on us. Lazy, feckless journalism..... |
Sunday, January 31, 2021
Dishonest PNJ Sunday Editorial a Fetid Jumble of Illogical, Deceptive, Non-Factual Ramblings
Like the compliant tools they increasingly appear to be, the 2 person "crack" PNJ editorial board of Lisa Nellessen Savage and Andy Marlette offer a confusing, illogical, deceptive and non-factual jumble of ramblings in their Sunday column this morning.
Who wrote this ridiculous garbage is a question I'm sure many are asking? Was Lisa "directed" or "encouraged" to write it? If so, by whom? Why?
It obviously was not the cartoonist's writing--as he has a distinctive style that is juvenile, non-standard, substandard, and very easy to spot.
So is editor Lisa Nellessen Savage the one responsible for laying this egg--or did they let someone else ghost-write it for them?
The premise of this piece of trash opinion rant is simple: Doug is great, he is being ganged-up on, he's a "victim" and the rest of us are terrible people for not jumping up to quickly use tax dollars to pay Doug's lawyer (that he hasn't paid). Everything we do is controversial, and oh, by the way, we need to be nicer, too. 😃
This piece of garbage smells worse than their last offering directed our way. It smells so bad, it's like a pile of rotting fish marinated in a blend of sulfur, dog feces, and vomit. And it's off-base, to boot.
PNJ lose the logic persuasion high-ground as they conflate their opinion piece with other, older issues---many of which the PNJ obviously do not understand and a majority of which we've already addressed.
--PNJ intimate we have a poor relationship with the ECSO. This is a lie. We negotiated a 4-year deal with them 3 years ago and we have a good working relationship with our LEOs and it is a relationship that's improving!
--PNJ blame us for the problems in EMS. This is dishonest. We are legislative-not executive- officials. We were not aware of the simmering issues in EMS--yet once we were told the board has acted to address these problems and we are still working on them with new leadership.
--PNJ editorial dishonestly, inaccurately portrays a recent tense meeting with design team DPZ as us being "disrespectful." This is dishonest. In truth-- we were restrained and polite yet directed in our frustration with this group's failure to answer basic economic analysis questions that had been previously requested multiple times by the BCC.
--PNJ purposely omit pertinent facts about the social-media conduct at issue by Doug Underhill that drew the lawsuit: Doug Underhill was in violation of Existing Board Policy when the conduct which drew the lawsuit happened. (Hint: you lose credibility PNJ when you Demand we follow policy on one hand regarding legal representation---yet you purposely misinform, by omission, your readers when you fail to disclose that Underhill was violating a different board policy when he drew the lawsuit)
--PNJ fail to accurately describe our policy on legal representation; they omit the FACT that the board MAY pay or we MAY make alternative findings and deny payment. (pretty important detail to leave out)
--PNJ gloss over the fact that Doug engaged in ad hominem attacks and THAT led to the suit. Even if the judge says he has absolute immunity to say whatever he wants to---does that make this conduct right and correct? Should taxpayers pay to defend actions like this (calling citizens names online) that are not necessary?
--PNJ portray a recent favorable ruling as "proof" that Doug's action was in the "...public interest..."--ignoring the reality that more than one elected official has been involved in conduct described as "being in the course of their official office" but "NOT serving a public purpose/in the public interest." In these instances--where conduct did not/does not serve a public purpose--paying the legal fees could appear improper.
--PNJ feebly attempt to portray the entire board as swimming in controversy, ineptitude, and dysfunction. But this is untrue. This is the strawman they want to build in order to knock it down. It is PNJ's unsuccessful and non persuasive attempt to draw a "moral equivalence" between and among each of the board members--a projection of "guilt by association." But the fact of the matter is there is no moral equivalence. Four of us do our jobs with no drama, no problems, and no lawsuits. Conversely-
Thursday, December 17, 2020
Others Recognize "Savage" PNJ Stupidity--- and The Deliberate Ignorance of OLF-8's Real Economic Value: JOBS
Sunday, December 13, 2020
Hatchet Piece Hit Job Journalism--PNJ Editorial Board Strikes Again
Today’s ridiculous ad hominem attack piece on me from the PNJ comes because I do not support additional residential construction on the
OLF-8 field in Beulah. Self-interested special interests and downtown insiders
that control the PNJ, their editor Lisa Nellessen Savage, and their two-person
editorial board do not control me----- and this burns them up. I disagree with
them, and I do not support utilizing this field for any additional housing,
period. We have TOO MUCH residential housing out here already, and we need to
let our infrastructure catch up and we DO NOT need to compete with private
sector developers who are already building plenty of "walkable
communities" within "walking distance" of NFCU. I disagree with
them on this---and they can't stand it.
I do not genuflect to their "experts" and they go
apoplectic. Remember this: The PNJ
"editorial board" doesn't care about good jobs-they have theirs already. I do care though. The PNJ does not care about promises we made
to the taxpayers as we spent $18 Million in ESCAMBIA COUNTY taxpayers' monies
to acquire this land for jobs for ALL Citizens--not simply for the enrichment
of one particular community in Escambia County or for one particular employer
in Escambia County. But I do care. And I disagree with them and they are
throwing a tantrum because of it. I
care about keeping our word to the people of the county that financed this
decades long project to bring jobs to the entire county; I will not let downtown
insiders, the PNJ, Lisa Savage, Dandy Marlette,
and/or any other special interests do a bait and switch job on the
taxpayers of this county. Period.
And yes, as a nearly 17 year resident of Beulah right across
from the field--this doesn't mean I will not also advocate for some amenities
for our community----to include retail along 9-Mile road (restaurants, shops,
hopefully a post office and other establishments)--a regional park with tennis
courts, a world class walking-jogging trail around the entire property for
community use, and first rate stormwater and road/sidewalk infrastructure
throughout the property which will allow us the potential to incubate a MINIMUM
of 1000 good jobs which will allow us to win up to $30 Million from Triumph
Gulf Coast. My goal--no residential but lots of amenities, parks, greenspace,
and good jobs for the whole county. This infuriates the paper and the special
interests downtown that want high-density, traffic-exacerbating residential
construction and a mall-- complete with apartments and townhomes--all the while
knowing this would take us totally out of the running for the triumph $30
Million dollar jobs grant. They don't care though--remember, they have theirs
already. But I do care, this drives them nuts, and I will remain faithful to
the intent of this project no matter what. It is what I campaigned on and I
don't care how many inaccurate hit pieces the corrupted, compromised, biased,
partisan, and inaccurate PNJ writes about me. What they say means nothing,
everyone knows PNJ is corrupted--owned by the downtown insiders and special
interests and their advertising "patron."
They're owned, but I will NEVER be.