Guidelines
Tuesday, February 14, 2023
Gannett CEO Letter to Escambia Board of County Commissioners: Keep Public Notices in Newspapers (please!)
Tuesday, December 6, 2022
Opioid Settlement Money to Start Flowing in Florida. Dribs and Drabs.....
Monday, February 14, 2022
Opinion Host Andrew "Tallman" McKay Weighs In on Upcoming BCC "Resign to Run" Ordinance
Tuesday, February 1, 2022
Town Hall Audience to PNJ: We Don't Trust You, and You Don't Represent the Values of Escambia County Citizens.....OUCH!
1. Our local Newspaper, the Pensacola
News Journal, is in step with our community’s values.
2. I believe what I read in the local
newspaper, the Pensacola News Journal.
Sunday, July 11, 2021
Two Editorial Cartoons in One Weekend!!
Andy must be really, really lathered up and exercised to take a "Sunday" slot (the only day PNJ has any circulation over 200 readers) and pivot away from Trump, Rubio, Scott, and DeSantis---to attack us!
It's amusing
But the smaller and smaller number of subscribers PNJ clings on to must be wondering what his anger and venom is all about. Around town at various social events I attend, I'm always asked "Wow, the cartoonist is always after you--what's up with that?" to which I simply respond, "He's an idiot, he is glib, everyone knows it, and I live rent-free in his head."
So yes, I understand Andy hates those of us that roll up our sleeves and do the difficult yet necessary (and often messy) work of local governance --work he himself couldn't do and couldn't handle---yes, we all get that. Yes, yes we know he has a fixation on the BCC and yours truly in particular. Yes we know he has been drawing cartoons about us that are stupid for years now, and yes we know he makes some money for the failing PNJ with his syndicated cartoons which help keep the PNJ financially viable. (He punched his ticket by attacking former president Trump mercilessly over the last 5 years--which gave him "the creds", apparently, to have a nationally syndicated comic strip given to him--from which he more than likely makes a few bucks). He uses the N-Word in his cartoons, so what says his employer? It's not like he's someone that should get cancelled like the Bachelor host, right? Yes, he hates Trump, makes money for the liberal PNJ, runs a recurring schtick that he's a "Republican" (yeah, right), and does as he is told by his local advertisers---- so they, in turn, ignore that messy piece of nastiness about Andy Marlette, a privileged white man who used the N-Word and flipped the finger to those who wanted to cancel him. Apparently, he is untouchable unlike so many others who got cancelled for doing the same. So, yes, PNJ keep him around because of that. He's nothing but a useful tool. For the money, and because he does the Patron's bidding unflinchingly.
But when he makes stupid cartoons about me and what I do, I'll continue to manipulate them and make them actually funny. He really hates that which is also very amusing. It drives him nuts but he can't do a damn thing about it! So.............
Introducing "Pimp & Twits"
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Introducing "Pimp & Twits!" |
And now, with all of this ruckus in the backdrop--- stay tuned for a brand new, actually funny "cartoon" strip of my own based upon Andy's failing, stupid one that nobody reads and that isn't funny. My version will be titled "Pimp & Twits" ---Set in the fictional, Florida coastal fishing town known as "Patronville" Starring a meth-addicted, media-obsessed Crocadile who is actually a former human being known as El Patron ---but who was tragically transformed into a Crocadile/human hybrid in a life-extending, youth enhancing plastic surgery procedure that went haywire in lab in Belize. In addition to becoming a crocodile, his mind became warped and he suddenly, genuinely believed he was loved by all, respected by everybody, and that all people would do his bidding universally. Surrounding the croc, affectionately known as "Pimp"(because he "pimps" everyone around him to do his bidding) are his cast of cronies that run his deals and his games for him..... Lisa and Andy, two simpletons that love to dress up like characters from Hogan's Heroes and play-act scenes from that 60's show, two dimwitted
Friday, March 12, 2021
Fake News Media Give "N-Word Using Andy Marlette" a "Pass"
A cartoon created by Andy Marlette of Gate House Media's (Formerly Gannett) Pensacola News Journal was recently posted on the PNJ's facebook website. A censored rendition captured from a screenshot is above.
In this era of "cancel-culture"--a dangerous practice that I do not condone-- I find it to be astonishing that Andy Marlette gets away with writing the N-Word on his cartoon, and signing his name to it.
No ramifications, no apology, no explanations, nothing.
One media professional with whom I spoke on this recently about this matter specifically told me, candidy, "we tend not to report on other media figures unless it is something really beyond the pale, or unless citizens come forward and press for it"
So while the rest of us apparently have to watch Classic Disney movies be de-platformed, while decades old pictures in Dr. Seuss books get cancelled, while "The Bachelor's" 20-year host Chris Harrison gets canned----and he didn't use the N-Word like Andy Marlette did--- and while many average, everyday citizens who say and do much less get cancelled- "N-Word using Andy Marlette"---a white, privileged liberal elitist--gets to use the N-word in his cartoon, sign his name to it, and carry on smiling in 2021.
And the FAKE NEWS MEDIA GIVES N-WORD USING ANDY MARLETTE a PASS!
The PNJ is apparently so unabashed about their support for this conduct, they left the facebook post up where this Marlette cartoon was posted. Look at it here. Wow!
Andy Marlette is a public figure, just like I am. Andy frequently accuses others of being racists. He is a dishonest, toxic fake in my opinion; he has accused me of being a racist multiple times via his cartoons and insinuations in his articles over the last 15 years.
When he requested a meeting with me, he was frenzied in his rapid-fire, condescending, and harried questioning and accusations. I was calm, cool, and collected in my rational, cogent responses to him (which he frankly did not deserve) But boy oh boy, he sure was angry when I looked him in the face and told him I'd continue to manipulate his cartoons whenever I want to. He shrieked like a squealing pig to his editor about it. He was unhinged; totally and completely unhinged. But he is/was a hypocrite who was projecting, apparently. Because come to find out--He's the one that is racist, apparently, so far as I can tell from his cartoon above. He uses the "N-Word" freely and nobody says a thing. NAACP is silent. BLM is silent. Gate House is silent. PNJ is silent. FAKE news liberal press doesn't report it. Rooms to Go continue spending massive sums of money advertising with PNJ. The silence is deafening.
I guess Andy Marlette must make too much money for his bosses in the liberal press establishment for them to call him out or at least make him offer an explanation and apology for this disgusting racist cartoon.
Media is biased, and they most certainly condone, no, ENDORSE this; it illustrates the double standard they enjoy--which is disgusting and one more reason why more and more people distrust them!
Wednesday, January 15, 2020
PNJ Won't Even Acknowledge My Email--Meaning They Won't Print this Rebuttal
Friday, October 4, 2019
The Joker
Andy Marlette, even by his own very flimsy, flexible, and slippery standards--has sunk to a new low.
His disgusting, disingenuous cartoon from Sunday September 29th DELIBERATELY misrepresented a tragic situation that occurred in 11-Mile Creek two weeks back. When a constituent's dog died shortly after coming out of the creek--we all went to red alert. We demanded testing, and we will be planting warning signs and doing additional testing. We took serious action.
What did Andy Do? Well, he disgustingly attempted to capitalize on this young man's tragedy, while simultaneously conflating the facts surrounding this dog's death and attacking the company he hates with every fiber of his being, the company that is his nemesis, International Paper.
In his cartoon, he intimates IP contributed to this canine tragedy--by depicting the dead dog on the banks of the creek, with the IP Discharge pipe directly on the other side of the river where the dog died.
But the problem is this is not true. IP does not discharge into eleven mile creek and they haven't for 7 YEARS! Furthermore, the area where the dog died is TWO MILES upstream from where IP's effluent pipe empties into a 1400 acre private wetland area. IP effluent no longer is discharged into 11 Mile Creek--and Andy and PNJ should know this. But hey, don't let facts get in the way of a good attack piece and cartoon, right?
The truth is these blooms of algae that produce toxins that are harmful to animals are occurring all over the southeast--and are caused by high temperatures and low rainfall combined with other biological factors. To believe otherwise, as Andy wants you all to believe, would require that you believe that the IP Mill in Cantonment is responsible for blooms and canine deaths in Mississippi and South Florida too!
But never mind these facts, though--right Andy?
Nah, just take more shots at this young man who lost his dog, IP (who you hate) and those of us that are looking at facts and trying to solve issues logically and practically within the bounds of our abilities.
Nope--what we get from Andy is more disingenuous, disgusting, and inaccurate cartoons.
No wonder people in America no longer have respect for the newspaper industry and the larger media in general. Unrepentant dishonesty and mean spirited, biased, tactless misrepresentations.
Disgusting.
Saturday, June 22, 2019
Escambia, Santa Rosa Have a Legacy of Lacking Good Journalism
Monday, June 3, 2019
Marlette Manipulation 12.0: "I Wanted to Finish Him OFF!!"
As I have done for over a decade now, in multiple instances and on a variety of his cartoons, I have once again taken one of Andy Marlette's lame cartoons and at least made it better and more reflective of reality.
Lately it feels like a sustained attack on Christianity--between his goofy editorials where he mocks God as a chicken, to the despicable cartoons where he depicts Jesus as a criminal in one, to being arrested for illegally crossing the boarder, to the one he did where he intimates Jesus is being crucified for being homosexual. It is disgraceful and disrespectful. Of course he and the PNJ enjoy the right of free speech, to mock Christians. But why? Why mock Jesus in this disrespectful manner--In a Christian community?